I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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