Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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