the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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