Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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