someone owes me an orgasm
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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