so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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