It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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