Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My dick has a subreddit
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You don't make any sense
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