their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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