so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she smelled like a LAN party
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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