we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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