He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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