chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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