Are we in a gay sports bar?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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