you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My dick has a subreddit
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
