Midget sex pt 2 tonight
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
