the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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