she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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