Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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