what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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