dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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