just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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