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i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light

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(212): i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light http://tfl.nu/ogwp

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(819): View more from Quebec

its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger

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(819): its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger http://tfl.nu/0bs6

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(631): View more from New York

It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.

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(631): It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates. http://tfl.nu/ctme

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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...

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(732): I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste... http://tfl.nu/n6mj

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(214): View more from Texas

A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

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(214): A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot. http://tfl.nu/a1lj

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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun

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(860): So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun http://tfl.nu/05t6

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday

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(506): just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday http://tfl.nu/uetg

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(631): View more from New York

I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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(631): I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me http://tfl.nu/684j

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(815): View more from Illinois

i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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(815): i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing. http://tfl.nu/zu31

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.

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(908): so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills. http://tfl.nu/ed0l

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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.

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(623): Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds. http://tfl.nu/ovdt

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(518): View more from New York

Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?

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Can't be the first without the last

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(518): Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics? (978): Can't be the first without the last http://tfl.nu/ya96

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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka

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(701): I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka http://tfl.nu/1kth

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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.

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(717): After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again. http://tfl.nu/ujp5

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(205): View more from Alabama

Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs

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(205): Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs http://tfl.nu/afix

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