i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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