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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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