"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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