Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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