Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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