idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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