We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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