Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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