2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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