last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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