I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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