I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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