.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
