Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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