I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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