anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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