come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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