I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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