im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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