what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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