wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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