so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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