I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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