I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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