Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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