I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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