sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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