i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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