Small penises have feelings too.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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