I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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