If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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