this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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