it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
