I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Couch. On fire.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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