Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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