true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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